Translate This Page Welcome to Calvinosaurus3's new website! This a place for Godzilla and Kaiju fans alike to come together and discuss different topics, post there own Kaiju Fan Fiction, or submit their own Kaiju Fan Art. Don't forget to read up on Calvinosaurus3's current projects, as well as view some of his artwork!                                               |
H O M E P A G E LOLZ.......... (For anyone who doesn't know Kaiju means Monster in japan, while DaiKaiju means Great Monster)
Upcoming Shiz: Well since I decided to start working on my Age of Monsters stuff again, I think I might try to post the comic up on here and Deviant art http://calvinosauru33.deviantart.com/ Like I said before, the 1st page should be uploaded either sometime this week or next week, followed closely by several other pages. Also I will be uploading the second part of the first Kaiju Factor Episode SOON!!! I doesn't knows when tho so don't pester me about it. thx. :P News: Ok, well since I can't find my camera, KAIJU KOMBAT SERIES 3 is post poned til further notice, and yes, sometime this month the first page of my comic will be uploaded to my devi account. Also had an interesting idea today for a book, ill call it The Daikaiju Survival Guide. but more on that later.... Ok so I should be uploading the first page of my Age of Monsters comic to my devi art here within the next few days, as well as upload a new Calvin n' Whitey vid as well (its been awhile since ive done one of those) also me and my fellow youtube (as well as very good friend) user supergodzillafan1 are going to create a channel called, from what I understand, BigMacTV, where we will review different anime shows starting with Highschool of the Dead. And be prepared this march cause not only is the new godzilla comic book series Godzilla: Monster Wprld coming out but so will Kaiju Kombat Series 3 follwed by Kaiju Kombat: Guardians and Monsters (formally Legend of the Gaurdians). I will be posting an artical here soon discussing the details of each. Oh and for those asking about when i will review king kanegon, well, he's kind of broke (thanks to my cat) so thats post poned. Another Valantines day come and gone.
CURRENT SHIZ: My Current projects include: Age of Monsters, Kaiju Kombat Series 3, and my Yonggary Script first draft (on hiatus). Age of Monsters: A Daikaiju Fan comic I am designing. You can read more about it at the Age of Monsters page on the site. Yonggary Script: Pretty much my first serious feature length script that will be updated whenever possible. Kaiju Kombat Series 3 and Kaiju Kombat: Gaurdians and Monsters (formally Legend of the Guardians) Some folks have asked me the fate of Kaiju Kombat series 3 and whether or not it will be done, to be honest, I got the first episode done but my camera jacked up, so...yeah.... any way I plan on actually redoing the first episode, as well as finish the rest of series, sometime in either January or March of 2011. Kaiju Kombat: Guardians and Monsters Originally I was going to try to make this film sometime in the not to far off future, but have decided to release it sooner hopefully. and if possible, before Kaiju Kombat Series 3. The Test film can be found at Mine, and Kiddzilla's account; Kaiju Productions. *NOTE: This is now in the far off (but not too terribly far off) future. I will be making this one which will be followed by series 4 then Kaiju Kombat Shadow of darkness.
This Month's holiday Poem By Yours Truely will make one soon.  This Month's Kaijuicey Picture:  Kaiju Movie Spot Light:
Absurd, Possibly Racist, and Obscene Facts of the Month: If someone is asian you automatically gain permission to call them "Baby Penis". NASA still won't return my calls regarding my mission to be the first man (as far as I know of) to jack off and orgasm in space. Kaiju 101: 1. If bombs don't work the first time, then why the hell would they work the next 400 gazillion times!?!? 2. Giant bugs get pissed off when you use other Kaiju's bones to build giant robots. 3. Kaiju are an Endangered species and should be protected. (zarkkor) 4. Kaiju's don't have anything to do with jews. 5. Don't bother screaming, that only encourages them to head towards you to satisfy their curiosity. 6. Giant enemy crabs....are excellent with melted butter.... (yum!) 7. Do not breed barney and the pillsbury doughboy as the result will be a horrifying abomination that sounds like a sick donkey. 8. Giant bugs? Giant can of raid. :) 9. Lizards and Monkey's are instinctive rivals and will try to destroy one another. DO NOT mix!!! 10. Moths lay F$%#ing huge eggs. 11. Do not attempt to scramble huge egg. It has worms in it.... 12. Robots automatically come with the software to give them the ability to change sizes. Even if their owners didn't know that. 13. Aliens want to conquer the world...but wish to it peacefully with their army of giant monsters. (?) 14. Blowing our nation's budget on giant robots that constantly fail us is worth the suffering of the economy. 15. Giant Monsters always stick to Japan, so why live there? 16. Japan can rebuild stuff super fast. 17. Kaiju don't poop (save for gyaos and diagoro) and have no visible genitailia or anus, one has to wonder how they manage to digest their food. 18. Kaiju sometimes use foul language (Ghidra the three headed monster) 19. Giant moths are worshipped by tiny ass fairies that they probably can't even see, and get pissed off when someone steals them. 20. Monsters made from Shit apparently don't give off any smell to herald their arrival. 21. Not blinking every 5 minutes qualifies you as an alien. 22. If you had some chick singing at your doorstep in a terrible voice you would wake with red eyes too. 23. Megalo Matamata is hard to say. 24. Although he has enormous amounts of radiation in him, you can still ride godzilla with out getting radiation poisining. 25. Ancient people built giant birds. Then built giant turtles that could fly and breath fire. Yet in the present time we still can't invent a flying car. (?!?!) 26. Giant monsters like to tear the heads off statues then travel to where the main characters are and throw it at them. (cloverfield) 27. Worms can swim. 28. The people who live underneath the ground have The aliens who live in space's phone number and like to burrow their monsters. 29. A simple container of perfume will confuse a giant spider's senses. (eight legged freaks) 30. Giant bunnies are, of course, carnivorous. (night of the lepus) 31. Giant turtles will perform olympic stunts when in battle. (Gamera vs. Guiron.) 32. Giant Monkeys. Do they fling poo? Our sources say yes. 33. A giant mammalian kaiju can kick a huge spikey ball, spinning around and going really fast, and not be harmed.
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